Entries by Doktor Snake

The Satanic Witch Of Loddon

A towering church of the “one God” takes centre place in the sleepy, Norfolk village of Loddon. Boats glide down the river and the locals go about their day. Yet once, the village was home to a witch called Mother Chergrave, a dispenser of charms and talismans to 19th century villagers. Despite the baleful glare […]


Get Rich With Satan

The Satanic view of money is this: it’s all in the mind. Getting money is down to your mental attitude. Cash won’t come to you as a divine gift from heaven or from God (both of which are delusional mental constructs). Nor will it come via such childish concepts as “cosmic ordering” so beloved by […]

The Rationality Delusion

Today we live in a highly rational age. One day, and we pray soon, it will be seen for the nonsense it is. We’ve created a “nuts & bolts” belief system (quantum physics aside) which blinkers us to what really surrounds us in the mysterious multiverse we live in. We go about the world and […]

To Curse Or Not To Curse?

People have laid curses on those that have slighted them for thousands of years. No doubt going back to antiquity. Clearly, wishing misfortune on one’s fellow man or woman isn’t the pleasantest ways of going on. But there we are. People do it. And it’s more common than you might think. Indeed, even the pious […]

Face It… We’ve All Got Blood On Our Hands

The squeamish need to wise up. War and oppressive foreign policy is a key factor in what keeps a nation’s economy vibrant. It’s an unpalatable truth. But imperialism is still alive and well, albeit in sanitized form. The fact is, whether they like it or not, the whining, bleeding heart liberals, along with everybody else, […]

Beelzebub’s Manual Of Black Magick

I first met Beelzebub when I was having a cup of tea at the pease pudding market stall in the city of Norwich, Eastern England. Considering Beelzebub is one of the most notorious arch-demons from Hell, meeting him wasn’t all that dramatic. I just thought he was a somewhat eccentric older fellow (most likely in […]

Conjuring Sallos, the mighty demon duke

The answer was “no”… Davina had approached us to win the heart of a man she was crazy about. To us, this wasn’t a job that required summoning a demon. The way I saw it was we’re in a potentially catastrophic economic meltdown. And here was Davina obsessed about a guy. The ship could well […]