Is a neighbor causing you hell?
Are they noisy or throwing parties all the time?
Always causing trouble and strife?
IT’S TIME TO SEE THE BACK OF THEM!
Bad neighbors are a bane to the peaceful and harmonious enjoyment of your home life. Essentially they are inconsiderate and typically don’t care about how much disruption they cause you.
If you’ve got to get up for work the next day and a neighbor is throwing a party, they seriously interfere with your life. They typically expect you to not only put up with them, but to accept their way of going on. It’s the height of selfishness.
Bad neighbors take many forms, of course. Some park their cars in your parking space, persist in doing DIY to their house at midnight, banging around and drilling, seemingly without a care in the world. If you complain, they get belligerent They want it all their own way.
DON’T DESPAIR: Casting a voodoo spell, we can usher your bad neighbors out. There’s a very high success rate with this one. Do accept you may need to be patient. Sure, in some cases a bad neighbor has left within weeks. But having some patience is recommended. This is a strategy. And needs to be left to weave its numinous web,
What we do
Connected via video-link, Dark Angel and I go to our respective ritual areas out back of our properties to conduct our ceremony. This involves going into a shamanistic visionary trance, where we travel the etheric plane in our spirit bodies – petitioning the denizens of this realm to “help our dear friend” in their hour of need. Once done, and we return to our everyday selves, we leave specially prepared offerings as “payment” to the spirits.
DELIVERY: After you order you’ll be sent a questionnaire to fill out your details and request. You’ll then be sent your ritual date. Once conducted, we’ll email you with a PDF letter detailing what we did, how it went, and what to do next.